This document was last updated for Dynamic Skype Bot v1.2.4.0. Newer or older versions may differ on some or all commands.

System commands

Write !help to get a link to this page. Nifty!

Write !loaded to get a list of loaded plugins.

Write !version to see which version the bot is running.

4chan Plugin

Write !4chan to get a random picture from /b/.

8-ball Plugin

Write !8ball to ask the magic 8-ball a question.

Acronym Maker Plugin

Write !acro <text> to find out what <text> is an acronym of.

Bash.org Plugin

Write !bash <n> to view bash.org quote number <n>. If you leave out the number, you get a random quote instead.

Calculator Plugin

Write !calc <exp> (or alternatively !eval <exp>) to calculate the value of a mathematical expression.

Examples:

  • !calc 1+2+3
  • !calc 2 * sin 3
  • !calc log log e
  • !calc random (1, 10)
  • !calc 4d6+2d4+5

Supported operators: + - * / ^ d

Supported functions: sin cos tan exp log sqrt abs random

Supported constants: e pi

Cypher Plugin

Write !cypher rot<n> <text> to get <text> encoded with the Caesar cypher.

Damn You Auto Correct Plugin

Write !dyac or !autocorrect to get a link to a random autocorrect-mishap from Damn You Auto Correct.

deviantART Plugin

Write !dA to get a link to a random deviation on deviantART.

Dice Plugin

Write !roll <n>d<m> to roll <n> <m>-sided dice.

If you wish to add or subtract an amount from the roll, you can simply append a +<x> or -<x>.

Examples:

  • !roll 3d8
  • !roll 10d10-6
  • !roll 5d4+2

Write !highroll <n>d<m>[(+-)<x>] to see the highest value achieved for a given roll in the active chat.

Dictionary Plugin

Write !dict <word> to look up <word> in the dictionary.

FML Plugin

Write !fml <n> to view FML number <n> from FMyLife.com. If you leave out the number, you get a random FML instead.

Google ImageSearch Plugin

Write !gis <query> to get a random picture, obtained by searching for <query> on Google Imagesearch.

High-Low Plugin

Play a game of High-Low on Skype.

Write !highlow start to start a game of High-Low.

Write !highlow high, low or equal to guess that the next card is higher than, lower than or equal to the current card.

Write !highlow highscore to see the highscore set for this chat.

LML Plugin

Write !lml <n> to view LML number <n> from LMyLife.com. If you leave out the number, you get a random LML instead.

Lolcat Plugin

Write !lolcat to get a random picture of a lolcat.

Maze Plugin (BETA)

Write !maze <cmd> to interact with the maze. <cmd> can be one of the following:

  • north (or simply n) to go north.
  • south (or simply s) to go south.
  • east (or simply e) to go east.
  • west (or simply w) to go west.
  • down to go down.
  • look to look at your surroundings.

Not Always Right Plugin

Write !notright to get a random story from Not Always Right.

Overheard In... Plugin

Write !overheard [cmd] to fetch a random quote from one of the following sites:

If [cmd] is left out, a random site will be chosen.

Penis Plugin

Porn Plugin

Write !porn to get a random porn link. No guarantees are made as to the contents of it.

QDB Plugin

Write !qdb <n> to view QDB quote number <n>. If you leave out the number, you get a random quote instead.

Quote Plugin

Stores quotes of all your favorite (or not so favorite) moments.

Write !addquote <quote> to submit <quote> for approval.

Write !quote <n> to view quote number <n>. If you leave out the number, you get a random quote instead.

Write !listquotes to get a list of the quotes currently in the database.

Random Link Plugin

Write !link to get a random link.

Rule34 Plugin

Write !rule34 <word> to find a pornographic picture featuring <word>.

The picture is taken from rule34.paheal.net.

Something Awful Plugin

When links to the Something Awful forums are entered in the chat, they will be automatically followed by a short line of information about the linked thread.

Texts From Last Night Plugin

Write !text to get a random Text From Last Night.

Transformation Plugin

Transforms your text in various ways. It might work automatically, or it might work by using one of the following triggers:

Write !rev <text> to reverse <text>. (Example -> elpmaxE)

Write !mix <text> to convert <text> to mixed case. (Example -> ExAmPlE)

Write !vowel <text> to remove all vowels from <text>. (Example -> xmpl)

Write !flip <text> to flip <text>. (Example -> ǝldɯɐxƎ)

Write !zalgo <text> to ZALGO! (Example -> E͚̖ͭͧ̎̊ͫ̉̀͊x̨̛͈̱̱̗̪̼̻͔̿͛́̿̄̂̎͌â̸͇̠̥̩̪̳̯͒͟m͕̼͚̞̱̹̯̺̮̈́̑p̣͈̯͙̋͐͢͢͠l̘̜͙͑ͣ̊ėͦ̍̂҉͕̹̯̼̤͜)

Twitter Plugin

Write !twitter <user> to get the latest tweet by <user>.

Urban Dictionary Plugin

Write !urban <word> to look up <word> on Urban Dictionary.

WaffleImages Plugin

Write !waffle to get a link to a random picture that was uploaded to WaffleImages.

Wikipedia Plugin

Write !wiki <name> to get a summary of the Wikipedia article on <name>. If you leave out the name, you get a link to a random article instead.

Word Filter Plugin

When certain phrases are uttered, they will be filtered into something more appropriate.

If you run the bot and need help with understanding how to write a regex, take a look at Regular-Expressions.info.

YouTube Plugin

Write !youtube <query> to get a random picture, obtained by searching for <query> on YouTube.

In addition, information will be displayed on any YouTube links entered in the chat.